Peter Has Two Moms

Me: We are going to Peter's house for a playdate. Are you excited?

Ian: Yeah. Peter has two moms.

My friend A has a live-in nanny. Both she and the nanny got a kick out of Ian saying that.

All My Single Babies

Sometimes I find myself singing,"All my single babies, all my single babies" to the tune of Beyonce's "Single Ladies". I can't help it. That song is so darn catchy and babies can't stop dancing to it. The other day I was singing it and dancing around and Ian said,"Your supposed to not have pants on to sing this song."

(If you have no idea why he said that, click the link to the Beyonce video).

Ian Says...

Ian is really hilarious. It is so funny to hear what he picks up. He has started paying attention to commercials lately. He likes to say:

"Bite you back!" Burger King

"Ditch the itch." Scalpicin

He sings,"1-800-SAFE-AUTO. Pick up da phone, da call is free."

The funniest/saddest one is below:


The other day he told my mom,"I feel sick."

She said,"What hurts?"

He said,"Depression hurts."

Mom,"Depression?"

Ian,"Cymbalta can help. I need Cymbalta."

Tonight at dinner he asked us,"How do you feel? Are you happy? Do you feel happy?"

I said,"Yes, I am happy. How do you feel?"

Ian said," I feel confident."

Any guesses? Poligrip denture creme? Depends adult diapers? Or I am being too cynical, could this be a result of something going on at Montessori?